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Department of Justice Targets Beacon Editor in National Treason …
Dec 3, 2025 · The Department of Justice has launched an investigation into Broad Street Beacon editor Randall Finkelstein, following Trump’s accusation of treason over satirical commentary.
Local Hot Dog Vendor’s Brother Joins ICE, Stops Tipping
Jan 16, 2026 · Broad Street Beacon reporters interviewed Nevada County residents whose family members joined ICE during the 2025 hiring surge. What they found was illuminating — and deeply …
Chinese AI Models Conclude Chemtrails Are Nevada City Municipal …
Dec 15, 2025 · CCTV 13 covers the ongoing collapse of American democracy, illustrated by what appears to be Broad Street in Nevada City on a pleasant summer afternoon. The segment reportedly …
Our Local Reporter Travels to Venezuela to Discover How Trump Is ...
Jan 15, 2026 · Broad Street Beacon field correspondent Thad Henderson travels to Caracas, Venezuela on his first international assignment to investigate how the Trump administration's military operation …
Satire Archives - Broad Street Beacon
4 days ago · "It was one joke," Ms. Kessler said. "You wrote one joke and then you wrote it five more times. You switched positions on the same joke like you were in bed with the same joke and the joke …
Local Reporter Sent to Investigate $34 Cheeseburger at Ski Resort; Gets ...
Jan 1, 2026 · Broad Street Beacon reporter Thad Henderson is sent to investigate $34 cheeseburger prices at Palisades Tahoe and instead discovers velvet rope class warfare, $14,000 line-skipping …
Editorial Archives - Broad Street Beacon
"It was one joke," Ms. Kessler said. "You wrote one joke and then you wrote it five more times. You switched positions on the same joke like you were in bed with the same joke and the joke was about …
Local Reporter Sent to Investigate “Naked Situation” at Hoyt’s Crossing ...
Dec 12, 2025 · Thad Henderson is a field correspondent for the Broad Street Beacon currently investigating why people take their clothes off in public and whether he will ever finish reading …